“Rumors” by Neil Simon
Synopsis –
Four affluent couples
are invited to the upscale elegant home of their friends the Deputy Mayor of New York Charley Brock and his wife Myra , to celebrate the couples 10th wedding anniversary. A couple we never meet.
The first couple arrive to find the host Charley upstairs in his bedroom. He has accidentally shot himself in the ear lobe, and his wife Myra is missing.
The servants left the house before completing the dinner preparation .
Charley is unwilling or unable to explain what has happened. The other couples arrive , the dinner guests panic, and so the comedy of errors and Rumors begins .
LEAD CHARACTERS
4 Female
4 Male
Ages can range from 30/ 70yrs
2 POLICE OFFICERS, male and female, ages open.
First Couple
Chris Gorman .
Lawyer. Easily flustered. She quit smoking, but when under stress craves cigarettes, stress drives her to drink more than usual.
Ken Gorman ( Chris husband)
Lawyer to Charley the home owner. Wealthy but not pretentious. Half way through the play gun shots cause him to have temporary deafness.
Second Couple.
Claire Ganz
Very concerned over appearances.Is in group therapy. Begins the play with a swollen lip due to a car accident on the way to this dinner party.
Lenny Ganz ( Claire’s husband)
He is Charley the home owners accountant . He is Tax accountant to the very wealthy. He is distraught over the car accident they had on the way to the dinner party . Due to that he is suffering whiplash.
Couple Three
Dr Ernie Cusack
Psychiatrist, to Charley and Claire.Affable. Smokes a pipe.
Loves his wife Cookie very much. Tries to be as helpful as possible when they have to take over cooking dinner for the Other guests .
Cookie Cusack ( Ernie’s wife)
Chef.She is a celebrity. Appears on TV in her own cooking show. Eccentric and cookie( she lives up to her name ) This evening she is wearing an awful gown, brought from Russia 60yrs ago by her Grandmother. She has a bad back , and suffers extreme back spasms. Absent minded at times. Takes over making dinner for the anniversary party.
Couple Four
Glenn Cooper , He is running for State Senate. Worries about his reputation. Struggle’s with pleasing his obsessive wife Cassie, who is convinced he is having affairs.They are on edge with each other.
Cassie Cooper ( Glens wife)
She is convinced Glenn is having an affair.Obsessed over his relationship with other women. Quick to anger. She has a quartz crystal to rub, to help calm herself down .
Police Officers appear only at the end of Act 2.
OfficerWelch ( Male)
A city police officer.He has no time for what he considers high society types.
Officer Pudney. ( Female)
Strong, but silent type.
Audition and rehearsals will be held at MLTs BACKSTAGE on the Markham Museum grounds. (northwest corner of 16th Ave & Hwy48)
AUDITION DATES
Monday August 19th 7pm
Wednesday August 21st 7pm
PLEASE TRY TO ATTEND BOTH NIGHTS TO ELIMINATE THE NEED FOR CALL BACKS
Call backs if needed Sunday August 25th time to be announced.
You will be reading from the script, you will have the opportunity to review the scenes before auditioning.
REHEARSALS
Tuesday November 26th 7pm/ 10pm , every Tuesday and Thursday 7pm/ 10pm , also Sunday 11am/4pm(bring your lunch)
No Rehearsals over Christmas and New Year.
SHOW & FLATO MARKHAM THEATRE DATES
You must be available for the whole week from Sunday February 9th 2025 to Sat15th
Show dates are February 12th/ 15th
There will be a matinee on Saturday 15th also the closing evening performance.
For any other information please contact GLORIA THOMAS the director at
thomasgloria43@gmail.com
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Audition Information To Be Announced
Markham Little Theatre is All Volunteer
All members of Markham Little Theatre are volunteers. MLT is a non-profit community theatre group, and does not pay its actors or crew.
You must be a member of MLT to take part in a production. Membership fees, which cover an entire season (September – May) cost $25.
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